This is how I want to dress. It's hello to white from now on, time for a wardrobe revamp for summer.

I found the new fashion! Toe separators should definitely make a come back... or an actual first time appearance in style. They look dead sexy with flip flops too...

Okay, so I don't really have a proper costume idea for tonight, I wish I properly thought of ideas before these things. I was tempted to copy Georgina and go as a candy kitten, but then I thought naaaaah. All I could think up was to put candy sprinkles on my lips and nails, so that's what I'm going to do!

Is it wrong to like both of these?

Well, I have some disastrous news for you. I bought no clothes in America. I'll be honest, the shopping was nothing compared to London. I had to choose between prada, d&g, blooming dales etc which I couldn't afford, zara and h&m which I have at home, or macys which may be the largest shop in the world but it was like a tackier version of Debenhams, and that's saying something. So I bought this:

Caggie Dunlop eat your heart out. I wanted to find some Alicante heels, which I may as well reveal to you now seeing as NOWHERE SELLS THEM:

http://mojomade.blogspot.co.uk/

Anyway, he discontinued the blue ones and now there are only snake skin - ew. I forgot to buy an iPod touch cheeap in Apple over in NY which I was practically crying about on the way home. I just didn't see anywhere inspiring. Although, I did find Louise's leather sleeved black and military green jacket in zara over there, it was $150. Ouch.

Wasn't worth it methinks.

So yeah, I was disappointed. But like Jessie said, I guess if you don't know where to look in a strange city with a 56 year old man who's entire wardrobe comes from blue harbour in m&s, what hope do you have? At least I can splash the cash now.

OKAY I'm off to americaaaaa, but I shall be bringing back tonnes of amazing photos, so check this on friday, when I'm done de-jet lagging and this will be OARSOME.

I was thinking about where I get my wacky slightly embarrassing sense of style from, and then this walked downstairs:

She was a bit busy for a proper photo, but I tried my best. Of course, my mum is equally as paranoid about being herself as I am, and she's always saying 'Am I too young for this?' But look at her. Fucking gorgeous.

She had her kinky knickers arrive in the post the other day, so if you need some new fancy knickers, I've been alerted that these are EXTREMELY comfortable. And if you can't be attracted to a pair of pants that have the slogan 'Love your country' if you get it... then there is something wrong with you.

They're made by british people, and each pair arrives saying who's made them, very sweet. Made by Mary Portas, who mum says she'd go lesbian for, and she's trying to get british produced clothing back, and just read this it's so funny (it's the packaging)

But yeah, my mum is cool basically. May do a bit of a diary entry of her crazy outfits over half term.